Welcome to Ivory Cell bar & host club! We got Eorzea's hottest, nastiest "demons" ready to show off their talents and lock you up if you misbehave. Have a seat, knock yourself out, don't expect service unless you come ask for it.Brynhildr Mist W24 Apt #7_{DISCLAIMER: Legally we gotta' tell you none of our staff are actual demons, but that's lame.}RULES

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(no real gil required)Between the sheets - 200g
^{White rum, cognac, triple sec and lemon juice. Ugh, who are you tryin' to impress ordering something so pretentious? We only have it cause the name is cute.}Corpse reviver #2 - 400g
^{Cognac, apple brandy, sweet vermouth. Exactly what you need to shake off a hangover, or get one tomorrow morning.}Porn star martini - 600g
^{Vanilla vodka, passion fruit liquor, passion fruit juice, lime juice. Named after someone on staff. Up to you to guess who!}Blow Job - 600g
^{Amaretto, Irish cream, whipped cream on top. Order this for the name, keep ordering it for the questionsable whipped 'cream' we top it with.}Orgasm - 650g
^{Cointreau, cognac, bitter orange liquor, irish cream and one cherry on top. Yeah, there's a reason it's white. Tastes good, though.}_{Fully stocked bar - 100g per glass}

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About^{So somehow, some way, you ended up in this hole in the wall, eh? Good on you, sweetcheeks! You stumbled into the Ivory Cell, where all the staff can, want to, and probably will throw you in our jail upstairs. Pretty cool, right? We have the best "demons" in all of Eorzea to flaunt at you, and who knows? Might end up getting locked up with one for the night. ♥}Style & Service
^{This venue is mostly done for tongue in cheek fun, and a lot of degeneracy. Therefore, we won't really chase you down to serve you. We're all here to vibe and have fun, so interact with us, hang out, be a part of the vibe. If you want something off the menu, or a service, anyone on staff can help you out.}Gil transactions
^{Gil is NOT REQUIRED for drinks or entry. Gil IS REQUIRED for services. This is up to the staff member's discretion, however, discounts can be given. We won't trade you food items, don't worry.}VIP for a day
^{We don't want you shilling for VIP like some kinda simp. VIP will get selected at random every opening, and they get the fancy chair, and lap candy for free.}

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(Real gil required)Drink "spike" - 10,000g
^{Yeah that's totally just milk. Or icing. Or something. Whatever, it's going in your drink, courtesy of your bartender.
(emote or two of the deed being done)}Jail time - 150,000g/hr
^{You're getting locked up for being horny without a license, criminal scum! Pay the fine, and spend an hour with your "demon" of choice up in our jail area. the floors are reinforced and the beds get cleaned daily. (ERP session)}Body shot - 40,000g
^{The classic. Why drink like a normal person when you can pour it on someone on staff and suck it off them like a weird animal?
(Short suggestive RP session)}Lap candy - 80,000g/hr
^{Available in half hour increments, as well, hire your favorite "demon" to park their ass on your lap, call you pretty and hold your drink up to your mouth for you.}

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